Eight Nations, No Chance traps representatives from Portugal, France, Spain, Argentina, Italy, Germany, England, and Brazil in a room with one impossible task: unanimously vote for a single ticket to the World Cup final. Shot mockumentary-style — The Office-inspired confessionals, stereotype-driven bickering, and all — the group descends into chaos over two rounds of voting. In the end, no winner is ever revealed. The narrator, Antonio Olic, quietly pockets the ticket for himself and heads to the final in full Croatia merch.

Shot in Madrid in my apartment, May 2026. 7:47 min, 16:9.